tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-262948062011-04-21T18:21:13.214-07:00It's when dirt gets cleaner than sanity.Washing Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16336470127748469032noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26294806.post-1148451513767151342006-05-23T22:52:00.000-07:002006-05-23T23:18:33.776-07:00

All we've been hearing about lately is the Da Vinci Code debate. It's everywhere, everybody's talking about it, and yet I don't think we know what we're really "debating" about. Is it "Jesus is real" vs. "Jesus was not real?" Is it "Jesus isn't God's son" vs. "Jesus is God's son?" Or is it "This book is based on fact!" vs. "This book is based on fiction?" I don't think anybody knows.But it's this

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After the incident, she cried her ass off for it. Well, if I almost killed my baby(for a lot of times), I'd probably do that too, so I can't say she's a bad person for that.She's pretty messed up these days. I think she should just leave her country, leave this planet, and go back to where she's from: Mars. That way, at least nobody'd know and judge her or even make it on the front page of news

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While the rest of the world thinks Madonna is old but still sexy, it's about time to add "horrifyingly gay" or "just plain weird" into the list.Her Confessions on a Dance floor tour just launched, making big money and big discussions about the anti-Republican, political and what Pat Robertson would call "homo" all over the place. I was honestly shocked to my guts and just a bit grossed out while

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Link to Video After seeing Britney Spears wear the Hottest Platform Shoes of the Season at May 18th in The Superficial, I was already suspecting something horrifying to happen. Her stomach is already growing another one of her species, while she's carrying her baby EVERYWHERE on her arm(s?) like a trim, the high-heeled sandals would obviously bring some trouble.It's been what, the thousandth time

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"Cameron Diaz may be a talented actress, but she's persistently a terrible signer. Instead of just turning down a person's autograph request, she'll lecture them about how dumb autographs are."Full ArticleSo, it's revealed that the oh-so-fabulous Camoron Diaz not only doesn't like signing autographs, she actually shoves the piece of paper up her fan's ass to show her disaproval of it. Yet,

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"The White House took both sides in a dispute over English being the national language Friday as a broad immigration bill moved toward a final Senate vote next week with one conservative predicting it will never become law." Full ArticleIs it just me, or is Bush suddenly incredibly liberal comparing to the rest of his hunting buddies?Bush's words are amazingly agreeable for the past week. Shooing

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Hatcher pokes an eye,Abdul gets drunk and cries,Officer Lucia's behind bars,Celebries still all have stupid cars,Spears fires the nanny,Jolie's still supposed to be pretty,Bimbo finally hits the road,Ashlee thinks she's the hotter toad,the Millionth List of Most Annoying People,J-Lo gets sued for doing her usual.

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Unfortunately, according to Boring News again, Tom Cruise is still alive, healthy, clueless, walking, breathing, and destroying earth step by step from paying IMDb into writing pointless gossip with cheesy puns to converting all the Asians into being Scientologists. (seriuosly, those people still think Tom Cruise is the super star while the rest of the English speaking world hates his guts)Not

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I used one of her old photos with her man boobs to remind ourselves of how beautiful this world was before K-Fag decided to fuck it up.According to this, Britney is not only pregnant with a second child, after doing the math, it shows that she got pregnant just 3 months after giving birth to the poor boy, Sean Preston. No wonder her fell off a high chair, eh? Not only this, news says that Britney

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I'm not even gonna comment on this. Read for yourself.From Yahoo!Music Top 100 Chart5. Lil' Romeo - U Can't Shine Like Me9. Chamillionair - Ridin'12. T-Pain - I'm 'N Luv Wit A Stripper (at least spell it right)15. Bubba Sparxxx - Ms. New Booty16. Pussycat Dolls - Beep17. Chris Brown - Gimme That18. Dem Franchize Boyz - Lean wit it, Rock wit it19. Eminem - Shake That20. Cascada - Everything We

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It's only been six years since the newest century, but let's face it, it sucked and we're not really expecting much more from the future.This picture was found from Yahoo! News.(the only Online News site I go to, simply because sometimes they bullshit) Despite the fact that this homeless guy looks a little like Heath Ledger and Kevin Spacy in some sort of way, he is officially the best hobo on

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First of all, I am a female myself(surprise!), so don't get all "you're a sexist" on me cause it won't work.According to this:A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. If a very old man comes to your door, says "can I grab your

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(Man, I swear I almost typed Katie into Jerry, which would've made it so awesome.)As we've all heard the happiest (and saddest) news of all, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just had their lovely daughter! I am so happy for them. I hope they live forever with joy and good health, as long as both of them would agree to stop making films and fucking disappear already!Now, let me see, they are on:Yahoo!

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I heard this from my sister, and she heard it from someone I don't know so I'm can't write any"credits", but it's amazingly awesome and hilarious. That is, if you're a Bush hater, which you probably are since his approval rating is already under 30. (or was it 40? Eh, who gives a shit)Anyhoo, the first step of entering this magical world of awesomeness is to enter Google.com, then type "Miserable

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I've heard several complaints about people ranting how they "pity" the fact that those kids will grow up being teased for their names. And they probably will, but I don't think the kids would give a shit about being teased when they have a Overrated British Rock Star as a father, an Overrated Oscar Winning Actress as their mother, and the most Overrated Director of all time, Steven Spielberg, as

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It seems like a week ago, the biggest trend in Hollywood was so start perfume brands that have absolutely nothing to do with the spokesperson themselves. But now, the best trend of all-time is, in fact, stealing babies from other countries and having unsafe sex that get you knocked up then getting engaged to a complete douche bag and turning into a useless fat white trash after that.Britney

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BoringNews says:"Pop star Madonna is having a massive "disco-fied" crucifix made as one of the centerpieces for her upcoming tour. The singer has raised eyebrows before with her controversial use of religious images and now she'll shock again with the flashing cross. A source claims Madonna will descend to the stage on the glittering disco-ball crucifix, covered with diamonds and Swarovski

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According to IMDb, which they accorded to WENN: "War Of The Worlds star Tom Cruise has slammed media reports he was responsible for stopping the rebroadcast of a controversial South Park episode poking fun at him. During an interview on ABC's Primetime the actor was adamant he had nothing to do with a repeat of the animated show being pulled off the air at the last minute, insisting he was too

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"Ashanti pulled out of a concert over the weekend after her cousin was killed by a 17-year-old drunken driver, authorities said. "You think that's sad? Check out the Yahoo! News Page for it. Scroll down, and you'll see that the last sentence is: "Ashanti's debut album garnered a Grammy Award in 2003 for best contemporary R&B album."Wow, nowadays publicity is so damn important that even while

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This is a clip of Paris Hilton singing Happy Birthday to the luckiest(or unluckiest) douche bag alive, Hugh Hefner. It's sort of old news(April 11th) but fuck that. No matter how long it's been, Paris will always be the most talentless and dumbest woman on earth. Forever, ever, and ever.It's one thing to suck at singing, it's another to actually be convinced that you can. Is this Hilton chick

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Man, this picture is so airbrushed, it makes her look like a contestant from a Britney Spears Apprentice than an actual talent show. (see how her face has a different color than her neck and chest?) Or, perhaps, one of the freaks they show on 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' simply for looking so much like a fucking Alien. (fag-talk:what's with that horrifying length between her eye brows? It is like

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